Ad Hominem

Posted By: Kelly

Meh. Last one before I turn my wrath on women.

The only thing a man likes stroked more than his dick is his ego. Sure, women are vain and they know it, but men are prideful and oblivious to how how sensitive they actually are when it comes to their ego. Women however, are fully aware of this. Why do you think it is that men believe they are in control? Because women encourage this thinking. Why do women do it? Because they know that men hate to hear about their faults.

Women see a man’s every fault, but they pretend they don’t and flatter him subtly instead. Of course, this only applies to men they actually like. With men they despise, women make perfect use of their venomous tongues and let the guy know exactly what it is they think. We only lie to the worthy ones.

It goes two ways. One case involves the man women like to flirt with but don’t really take seriously. In this case, the woman will compliment the man for his wonderful traits, while laughing themselves all the way to the bank about their utter stupidity and blindness. The other case involves the man they actually love, or at least respect and like. In this case, the woman still compliments the man for all of his virtues, and still laughs at his occasional stupidity, clumsiness, awkward moments, or embarrassing secrets, but the difference is, they help define and humanize him for her. They make him more endearing. Like a kitten that believes he’s a tiger, she patronizes him and makes him believe she only sees the “good”.

Men are not ever truly in control, women always see the whole picture, down to the bare naked bones and strip the man of any dignity or pride he truly had. But still, she pretends she is oblivious to any wrongdoing or flaws, and this is why men love us. We tell them what they want to hear, but the joke is really always on them.