Soo, here's to showing that not all girls buy into the sappy, commercialized holiday of Valentine's Day. Sometimes when we say, "you don't have to get us anything" we really mean it. Some girls don't like the generic flowers/chocolate/jewelry. But still, custom dictates that when in a relationship, you are basically obligated to show your appreciation for the ones you love on this day. That doesn't mean you can't be creative:
If you can't find a heart-shaped steak, print out the following and go up to your partner and ask them if they want to fill out a mad lib. Ask them for verbs, nouns, and adjectives and once you have this filled out say "Look honey I wrote you a poem."
Fantastic and/or Awesome Poem for _____(Girlfriend's Name)
_____(Pet name), your eyes are as _____(adjective) as a _____(celestial body).
Your beauty is like that of _____(name of a Greek Goddess)
I often lose myself in your _____(body part)
It's _____(degree of difficulty) for me to contain my _____(type of emotion) for you
This is usually when I expletive your _____(organ(s)) out
When we're together it's like _____ (favorite place/fast food restaurant)
You're the _____(adjective-est) girl I've ever known
Living without you would be like losing my _____(adjective) _____ (noun)
I simply cannot _____ (verb) without you
I couldn't go on if it meant I couldn't _____(expletive) you on my _____ (family member-'s) _____ (piece of furniture )
It feels so _____ (adjective) on my _____(expletive) when you _____(verb) it
So stay with me forever, and I'll be sure to _____(verb) you for _____(length of time) and ______ (degree of effort)
Just thinking about it makes my ______(noun) _____(verb)
Love you
However, while a sense of humor is good, this attitude probably won't cut it:
"I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine."
One last completely unrelated Valentine-ish joke, not to get too political or anything:
Kudos to collegehumor for the majority of these ideas.
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