Yahoo! Personals have, yet again, been my inspiration. This time, women sent in questions they desperately wanted men to answer. Naturally, I decided to take matters into my own hands and answer some of the questions for the guys. Save them the effort of having to explain themselves to the more confusing, complicated, over-analytical opposite sex.
1. Did you really think those Super Bowl ads were funny?
I'm pretty sure the answer to this question is yes. I'm a woman and I thought they were funny.
2. Bar soap or body wash?
It's the 21st Century so I'm pretty sure both males and females have converted to body wash by now. Unless you're Amish, in which case you wouldn't be using the internet to read or answer these questions anyway.
3. Why ask for my number if you’re not going to actually call?
Easy. Because:
1. It impresses you.
2. It convinces you there might be something and, therefore keeps you interested.
3. They have it just in case they actually do want to call you back at some point.
Remember Ladies, if a guy doesn't call back within three days, that does not mean he won't call. Don't sit next to the phone waiting for it to ring and be in tears after the first night. He might just be one of those guys that is attempting to make you crazy about him and decides to use that three day rule (though personally, I'm not a believer).
4. Why the mindset that being in a long-term relationship is the end of fun?
Look at it this way. Sure, the thought of having a piece of chocolate cake may be enticing, but if you are verbally informed that you will be eating that piece of chocolate cake three times a day for the rest of your life, it is not good news. Variety is welcoming because even chocolate cake can get old after a while. Here's the thing. If you're in a relationship that lives day to day and goes with the flow, the guy won't even notice that he's in a long-term relationship. Who really decides the exact date it switches from short-term to long-term? That's right, nobody. Therefore, if it is eased into, no one really cares, and once he's been with you for a year or more, he won't mind admitting thats he's in it for the long-term.
5. Is there such a thing as “too slutty”?
Yes.
6. Why do you always seem to be drawn to women who are dramatic?
They are not. Some men prefer the more dramatic girls, some prefer the calmer chicks. It's all a personal preference, not a general gender preference.
7. Why do you continue to eat spicy foods if it only makes you feel sick?
Why do you continue to shop even though you're sucking your bank account dry? It's immediate indulgence.
8. Why do you just disappear? If you don’t want to keep dating me, why not just say something?
Why do you tip toe around telling a guy you don't like him when he obviously likes you? You can drop as many hints as you want but the guy won't pick them up because he's blinded by love (or whatever you want to call it). Same deal here. He doesn't want to hurt your feelings and maybe you're just not picking up his subtle hints. So he does what he thinks is best for both of you: he runs.
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